Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Bunker Punks Tour!

Seeing as how I was inducted into the Bunker Punks community, I have to like participate in their shit. I mean shenanigans. I mean cool stuff. So I'm going to answer the following questions for the #bunkerpunkstour. I seriously don't know what I'm doing so bear with me.

What is your most prized possession?
Film negatives from when my oldest 2 children were little. Because that was back in the day before digital cameras and websites that can hold every picture you've ever taken on your digital devices. Those negatives are all I have if I lost the actual printed pictures. Other than my children of course (I'm not that kind of psycho!), if I had the choice to save ONE thing if my house were on fire or flooding, it would be those negatives.

How do you unwind after a long day?
Well it depends what happened in that long day. Sometimes all I need is junk food, my blanket and couch and a good Hallmark channel movie. Other times I need all of that plus beer or wine or beer AND wine. I have insomnia most nights though. That hinders my unwinding a great deal. So I stalk you people who are reading this on fb all night long. I've got my eye on you!

What is one song that has followed you throughout your whole life?
Are y'all ready for this? Do you want to know what my real name is? This is a sappy, sentimental answer I'm going to give. It's Rosanna. See where I'm going? I was born in 1982. That same year Toto came out with their album Rosanna. It has the song Rosanna on it. My mom claims she did not name me Rosanna because of that album and song even though it came out the same year. Riiiiight. Sure mom. She claims she wanted to name me Heather but my aunt stole the name for my cousin the year before. I am soooo not a Heather! Here's the sappy, sentimental part: my daddy was so happy and proud when I was born he went out and bought the Rosanna album. An actual record. You know, as in not a cassette tape, not a cd, not an iTunes song. A record. My name's sake. My dad is a sentimental ball of feels. I am Rosanna. Everyone sings it to me on my birthday. Wait for it........................... My birthday is July 4th. OMG! (But that's a different story.)

If you could give one piece of advice to new bloggers, what would it be?
Be yourself. Nobody likes a faker. Personally, I don't want to read your blog if all you talk about is what's "trending". I want to read real, from your heart stuff. I don't care if Calvin Klein had Justin Beiber's dick enhanced in their underwear ads. I want to know what you are feeling.

Now that you're famous we need a quote from you...

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into the eyes of the people who gave them to you! (For the record I've been saying that for years and years, long before social media, and then I said it on Facefuck one day and now a lot of people say it. Just know I said it first!) Who stole my saying from me? Huh? It was YOU wasn't it?!?! 

12 comments:

  1. But I seriously wanted to see that Justin Beiber thing.

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    1. haha Not me! I like the older menfolk. Except Taylor Lautner. I could handle him.

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  2. I LOVED Rosanna, AND Toto, and I wanna puke because I was graduating high school the year you were born.

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    1. Awww You don't seem like you're that much older than me! That's a good thing right? That's my jam though. I am Rosanna!

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  3. You had my heart until you brought up the Beibs weiner.

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    1. I'm sorry. I know. It was the first thing that popped into mind that I wouldn't want to read about though! Seriously, who cares though, right?!

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  4. I was born in '82! We need those hoodies that say something about aged to perfection since 1982!!

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  5. Wow! That was pretty great! I really hate reading the same shite reworded on blog after blog. Or worse than that? When you find a blog that you love love love and then WHAM! the blogger gets bitten by the numbers bug and their voice changes to try to be trendy. I feel like I have lost a friend when that happens. Tangent right there.

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  6. I once had a lemon squirt in my eye. That shit hurts :P and I was born in '79, damn, I'm getting old!

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