Starting Over

    Hi! Let me introduce myself. I'm Rosie. I'm married and we have 5 kids. I'm not new to blogging, I just decided the past needs to stay there. 2014 was a pretty bad year for my family and I. So I'm leaving it all behind. 

   I'll give y'all the short version of me (which is still pretty long so ya might wanna grab snacks and a drink now). I smoke, I drink (but I'm only a lush on Thursday nights at bowling), I use all the swears. I'm a loud mouthed, opinionated Italian-French-Cherokee-Irish Bitch. I'm also a cancer survivor which is why I'm trying to quit smoking but it's hard. It's really hard to quit something you've been doing since you were 17. I don't even know why I was stupid enough to light that first cigarette. But I did it nonetheless. I bowl, sometimes I scrapbook, make cards and do some pretty crafty shit. Sometimes I go down to hubby's man cave and shoot some pool on our pretty awesome pool table. I love to write and I don't do it nearly often enough. I love to talk. Sometimes you have to tell me to shut up or just talk over me. I love collecting shit. Not literal shit, but stuff. Tiny stuff, mugs, beer and shot glasses, Christmas ornaments and really quirky, unusual earrings. I can thank my Grammy for that one! Oh and vases. I'm a total dork. I'm so not ashamed of it like I was once upon a time either. Some people might say children too but I got that fixed after 5 kids! I'm a couch potato. I eat potatoes. And I'm a complete and utter whore of all the wine. And beer. And coffee. Especially if the coffee has chocolate in it. Eat. All. The. Chocolate. 

      I'm told I'm funny. In real life. Never when I write. My funny apparently goes out the window when I try to put my thoughts into words. I can write about all the hilarious shit my brother says though. That boy gives me more material to talk about than all 5 of my kids sometimes. Speaking of him, he wants to go to Walmart and I'm his ride. I'll end this here. Thanks for reading! I'm glad you stopped by. 

       Rosie The Krazy Wine Whore